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Stephen Calls Bruce Willis A Liar… MISTAKE

>> Stephen: YOU'RE ONE BIG
ACTION GUY, ONE SOME OF THE BIGGEST ACTION GUYS IN THE
WORLD. A LOT OF ACTION GUYS LIKE TOM
CRUISE SAY, THEY DID ALL THEIR OWN STUNTS. DO– DID YOU EVER, LIKE, BACK IN
THE DAY, DID YOU DO YOUR OWN STUNLTS. >> OF COURSE. >> Stephen: REALLY? >> YOU HAVE TO. >> Stephen: LIKE BARE FOOT
ACROSS THE GLASS IN DIEHARD AND THAT KIND OF STUFF. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: WHY DO YOU NEED TO
DO THAT, WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THAT, NO OFFENSE.

>> FOR THE AUDIENCE, FOR, YOU
KNOW– (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: FOR THE AUDIENCE. I KNOW, OKAY, BUT YOU DON'T DO
IT ANY MORE, I ASSUME. >> OH NO, I STILL DO T I STILL
DO IT. >> Stephen: ARE YOU 60 YEARS
OLD. >> 60 YEARS OLD THRK YEAR. >> Stephen: I FIND IT HARD TO
BELIEVE YOU STILL DO YOUR OWN STUNTS. >> WELL, I FEEL THAT I– I WOULD
LET PEOPLE DOWN IF I DIDN'T DO MY OWN STUNTS. >> Stephen: OKAY. SO I GUESS YOU DO YOUR OWN
STUNTS, THEN. (LAUGHTER)
I DON'T– I MEAN WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I FIND THAT HARD TO
BELIEVE THAT A MAN WHO SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME LYING DOWN ON
THE JOB THESE DAYS, DOES HIS OWN STUNTS, PLEASE TAKE THAT WITH
RESPECT. I MEAN IT WITH RESPECT, BUT I
DON'T BELIEVE IT. >> DON'T BELIEVE T HUH. >> Stephen: NO, I DO NOT. >> NOW THAT'S A PROBLEM. (APPLAUSE)
>> I'M OUT FROM– COME OUT FROM BEHIND THE DESK. (APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: YEAH. >> HANDS IN POCKETS.

>> Stephen: YOU WANT TO GO? >> IT'S ALREADY BEGUN. >> Stephen: YOU LOOK TIRED,
BRUCE. LET ME GET YOU A CHAIR. >> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT, WILLIS. (APPLAUSE)
>> COLBERT! >> Stephen: I'M GLUTEN FREE
YOU SON OF A BITCH. >> ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
. >> Stephen: HOW DID YOU GET SO
STRONG, YOU MAGNIFICENT BAS TARD? YES, YES! >> YIPEE KAYA WILLIAM FAULKNER. (APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: I'M SORRY FOR
DOUBTING YOU. >> I. >> I DON'T DO MY OWN STUNTS. >> Stephen: SON OF A BITCH. OH, THAT ONE HURT. >> Stephen: BRUCE WILLIS,
EVERYONE, MISERY AT THE BROADHEARST THEATER THROUGH
FEBRUARY 149. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK..